Tuesday, July 24, 2012

The Borg President

In what might be the world’s first ever anti-cyborg hate crime, surgically enhanced tech professor, Steve Mann, was assaulted by McDonald’s employees in Paris, France. My first thought? “Not surprised”. Parisians are the rudest people in the world. After looking at this guy, my second thought was, “You mean nobody ever smacked this nerd before?” The natural social order of the world was enforced by pimple-faced French teenagers. *




“Resistance is Futile”.

 In the movie “Star Trek: First Contact”, the Borg were a humanoid species wired together in one ship that shared one mind. They were part organic and part electronic like our friend above. President Obama has been criticized as a bit cold and aloof but it’s never been suspected he is part machine. However, he and his philosophical kind have much in common with the Borg and we should be just…as….wary.



On 7/13/12, the president gave a speech that talked about the virtues of government. He reminisced how his grandfather got the GI Bill and an FHA loan and how his single mother went to school on grants and scholarships. “Of course, I’m always struck by people who think, well, (I must be successful) because I was just so smart. There are a lot of smart people out there. It must be because I worked harder than everybody else. Let me tell you something -- there are a whole bunch of hardworking people out there. If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help…Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system…that allowed you to thrive. Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you’ve got a business -- you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen.” Now when he said, “You didn’t build that”, he was talking about the roads and bridges. But he did seem to be saying something Americans don’t often hear: If you sacrificed your blood, sweat, and tears, if you risked every penny you had to create a popscicle stand or a multinational corporation, it really wasn’t that special.



Some say it was a gaffe but I think it was one of those rare moments where he spoke his heart. The idea is that because you live in a system with good education, rule of law, and infrastructure, you owe something to that system. That might be true if everybody didn’t already pay taxes for that system in the first place. The business men, high priced lawyers, and wealthy investors have already paid for the roads with gas taxes and for the public school down the street with their property taxes (And they pay double to send their kids to private school.) They already paid for the salaries of their congressmen and the defense of this country by being part of the 5% that pay 58.7% of all income taxes.



What is this liberal obsession with unity, sameness, the collective? The unity rhetoric has always struck me as pure baloney. They don’t mean it. How could they when class warfare is the mother’s milk of the Democratic party? Is there a conservative position they don’t view as primitive or hateful? What they really mean by unity is that humanity is improving and it’s only a matter of time until we all see the light. Theirs is the enlightened position. Liberals push higher education so much, not necessarily because half the professors are to the left of Castro himself, but because they really believe education equals enlightenment and enlightenment is liberalism. So all of humanity is on this march. Some individuals are slower than others but there will be unity one day.



What is instructive is how Progressives, the intellectual fathers of modern liberals such as Woodrow Wilson and Theodore Roosevelt explained this thinking. With unlimited optimism they had deep faith in historical progress. The dangers of factiousness present at the founding were dust in the wind. They openly despised the Constitution with its protections for property and its idea of God-given Natural Rights. The people confer the rights on themselves. By the people, of course, they meant that perfect representative of the people: the state. Pure democracy was mankind’s salvation. The great irony, however, is their remarkably undemocratic tool for bringing about this whole project. The grand plan was essentially a fourth branch of government: a lifetime tenured, well paid bureaucracy unburdened by the ugliness of special interests, i.e. politics. The dream? An army of enlightened technocrats free to execute the “true” unified will of the people.



In “The New Freedom”, Wilson explained his utopian vision: “We are architects in our time…(and we will build a system of government and society) until finally, a generation or two from now, the scaffolding will be taken away….where men can live as a single community, co-operative as in a perfected, co-ordinated beehive, not afraid of any storm of nature, not afraid of any artificial storm…”



So when our president denigrates individualism and says we all have responsibilities to our society, when he says there are no red states and no blue states, just the United States of America, what he really means is that we’re all one big blue state and we need to get on with the business of letting go of the broken down ideas of the past. When we free our minds and enlighten ourselves, we will finally see his vision. We will become one and be unified in this great Borg ship, I mean beehive. It’s gonna happen. Resistance is futile.





*Steve Mann appears to be a stand up guy who only wants McD’s to pay for the repair of his equipment and to maybe donate some money to vision research.