PANDEMIC OF DOUCHEBAGGERY or THE ROOTS OF CONSERVATIVE ANGER

 

 

“When fascism comes to America, it will come under the guise of Antifascism.”

                                                                                                           

Huey Long

 

I try not to use words like “douchebag” in my blog, but I’m angry, like, drycleaners triple-starched my boxers and it’s the only pair I have left, angry. The whole country has lost its mind.

 

Omnipotenblog has always hated Trump. Douchebag. But, in some ways, he ended up being, from a policy perspective, a happy surprise. Had he kept his mouth shut and stayed off Twitter, he might have even been considered one of the great presidents. Alas, he is the king of all douchebags, so we got four years of hysterical garment rending from his detractors. Channeling Henry VIII, Democrats have impeached Trump, leaving the trial for after he leaves office. Henry VIII had St. Thomas Beckett’s bones dug up 300 years after his death, found him guilty of treason and burned his bones. Would anybody, and I mean ANYBODY, doubt there are similar plans for Trump?   

 

The storming of the Capitol was terrible. Not one prominent Republican defended it. Contrast this with the overt support for rioters by Democratic members of Congress and the media. CNN’s Chris Cuomo and Don Lemon recited love poetry to the rioters, who may have caused $2 billion in damage. Countless businesses were robbed, looted, and burned, diners in restaurants assaulted, and legislators and their wives attacked by mobs. A police station and its evidence room was handed over to be burned. Cities defunded police despite record rises in crime. Anarchists took over sections of two cities. Statues of Washington, Lincoln, and abolitionists were torn down. Douchebags tried to burn down St. John’s church in DC. Portland Antifa rioted for 100 straight days. They tried to lock the doors of a federal courthouse and burn it, knowing there were people inside. Media and Prominent Democrats were cool with just about all of it. Kamala Harris contributed to a bail fund for rioters. Democrats walked out of a Senate hearing rather than condemn Antifa. The “Summer of Love” saw dozens of police and civilians killed. Conservative journalists were chased and beaten by leftist mobs. A black Trump-loving MAGA hat wearer was shot dead in Milwaukee. The stuff was barely covered. Douchebag commentator Richard Fowler, claimed with a straight face that Democrats totally, strongly, and really bigly, condemned the violence last year. We are adrift in an ocean of gaslighting. In 2011, leftists occupied the Wisconsin capitol building for four months over a budget. But with one day of naughtiness by the crazies on the right, Democrats realized riots are scary and are ready to turn America into a police state.

 

  The Capitol rioters should go to jail, of course. They traumatized the nation. An officer was killed. When political violence becomes acceptable, our country cannot last. But was it some White Supremacist insurrection? Please. If so, it was the most pathetic, unplanned attempt in history. Yes, the pipe bombs and the guy with zip ties were scary. Some were surely willing to do great evil.  But most who entered the Capitol, about 1% total of the rally goers, acted like the dog who caught the car. These amateurs were largely maskless, and when they got inside, they meandered and took selfies. Sensing total victory was possible, Democrats immediately labelled every person at the rally, nay, every Trump supporter in the country, an insurrectionist. They want to put Senators Josh Hawley and Ted Cruz on the terrorist no-fly list and expel members of Congress for the crime of wanting an election audit. Some openly worried that “White Supremacist members of Congress” would assassinate Biden. This is all nonsense on stilts.

 

    

·         Who are the true fascists? Let us count the assaults on traditionalists, the Constitution, and America’s institutions:

        Early 20^th Century Progressives argued for a “Living Constitution”, giving judges a framework to pretty much do what they want.

·         Woodrow Wilson began building an unaccountable 4^th branch of government, the federal bureaucracy. To challenge a federal regulation, one must go to a court, which is accountable to…the federal bureaucracy.

·         The 60’s began the destruction of sexual mores widely accepted since the beginning of time. The left began its long march through America’s institutions, infiltrating Marxism into education.

·         Biden borked Bork. The destruction of Reagan’s SCOTUS nominee normalized a climate of nastiness around judicial nominees. The abuse of Clarence Thomas was nothing compared to the savaging of Brett Kavanaugh. Future allegations? Child molesting. Maybe bestiality.

·         All criticism of Obama was labelled de facto racism. Yes, the birthers were abhorrent, but after multiple racially charged incidents, B.O. chose the inflammatory narrative every time, squandering the greatest opportunity in history for racial reconciliation by choosing agitation over healing.

·         White Privilege and Critical Race Theory became prevalent. “Critical” meant that all social problems must be focused through the lens of racial oppression. Explicitly Marxist, class warfare became race warfare. Racism was no longer discrimination and bias but the result of the eternal “sin” of whiteness. All racial disparity is now explained by racism. From this mindset, we get Jussie Smollett and 1000 other fake hate crimes. 

·         The lack of criminal charges over Clinton’s bathroom server and the destruction of her emails exposed a two-tier system of justice.

·         With over 70% of Democrats convinced without evidence that Russia hacked the election for Trump, they embraced a baseless conspiracy theory that Trump colluded with Russia. The DNC paid a Trump-hating foreign spy to travel to Russia and get disinformation from Russian intelligence. Allies in the FBI mangled facts to get FISA warrants to spy on Trump and initiate the Mueller investigation. The handpicked Trump-haters realized the story was false in less than a year but soldiered on for another two. Prominent douchebags like Adam Schiff and John Brennan, after testifying or hearing testimony of zero evidence in Congressional hearings, would immediately go on TV to proclaim the smoking gun would soon be revealed. Any day now. (All this is proven and documented. Look it up.)

·         “The Deep State” was coined because of constant leaks from the intelligence community.

·         Despite Collusion Delusion’s failure (How precious were the tears of Rachel Maddow?), Democrats found some ginned-up nothingburger call to Ukraine and got their impeachment anyway.

 

 

·         “Cancel Culture” was coined to describe suppression of conservatives. Despite a myriad of bakers and florists in big cities, douchebags targeted for destruction the handful of Christians who served them in all ways but their weddings. Leftists deplatformed, disinvited, fired, and corralled conservatives into tiny free speech zones. They doxed praying old ladies and screamed at teenage girls working at Chick-fil-A. Big Tech continues to censor conservatives unapologetically—It’s a long list—including suppressing a major news story right before the election.

·         The New York Times’ 1619 project was a spectacularly clumsy lie about the ideologies of America’s founding. It was so bad, they were forced to make substantive changes. The America-hating doctrine is taught in thousands of school districts.        

·         The left wants to destroy the very concept of gender itself and annihilate anyone who disagrees. Ask J.K. Rowling, who is constantly likened to Voldemort.

·         The media’s credibility imploded, to wit, in an act of self-parody, USA Today and Facebook fact checked a Christian satire website.

·         The pandemic lockdowns saw actual science ignored in favor of expert opinion. Despite low risk of outdoors transmission, surfers in the ocean were arrested and socially-distanced football moms were tazed for not wearing a mask. The striking increase in suicides, overdoses, alcoholism, child abuse, and domestic violence, was ignored. States shuttered churches and small businesses while favoring corporate big box stores.

·         Was the election stolen? I don’t know, but they sure tried. Think this has been debunked? Read this and this.

·         Finally, not happy with winning, Democrats began their “Purge, Cleanse, Destroy” campaign, branding Trump supporters as white supremacist seditionists and pledging to ramp up domestic security, which seems like a Gestapo-like secret police except TOTALLY not. Words like “cleanse”, “deprogram”, and “cult” are casually used regarding 75 million Americans. With zero intelligence of impending attack, they occupied the Capitol with 26,000 troops. Is anyone concerned?

 

So let us dispense with the false and pernicious lie that conservatives are the fascists. How does this end? God help us.